"Can we just pretend that you didn’t see it"
"Can I just give you my ID? My friend is on probation and they can’t be busted again"
"Are we allowed to keep the un-opened ones?"
"Is it ok if I just tell you my name and don’t get my ID"
"Can I keep this bottle? It was a birthday present."
"Can I just show you my facebook and count that as an ID"
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
I just fucking love all of you.
Tumblr at night is a demented child’s dream
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite